So Scotty and I just got assignments in our church. We teach the Sunbeams; yep, those little 4 and 5 year olds. There are only four of them (5 if you include my dear husband), and a much bigger handful than I could have anticipated. Sunday was our first day with them and they are too funny. Little Henry got them all started on this goofy thing where if they want to say something and think they aren't interrupting they say, "I have a question..." It got me every time. They never actually had a question!
"I have a question.... I have Thomas the Train Set."
"I have a question.... I don't have Thomas the Train Set, but my friend does."
"I have a question... MISSILES!!!!"
As for the "missiles" comment, that was when Paul decided to grab every single crayon in the room and stand 4 inches from my face and through his 90mph fast ball at me - directly at my face! OUCH!!! Oh yeah, he did that like 3 times too. At least I caught on for a little Duck And Cover time 2 and 3.
The lesson was on families - none of the kids could think of what their parents do to show love (gives you an idea about our kids, huh). But Marcus pointed out Baby Jesus and the fact that he has a piano.
Marcus also told us some inside information about his family, Esme tried to kiss my on the lips about 1000 times and when that didn't work preceded to make me talk to her through a tube covered in her saliva. Paul tried to take off his clothes in class. Scott was fine with it: "Just don't take your pants off kid." And Henry just loves to talk.
The only thing that got them all on the same page was when we were explorers with "binoculars" (hands over our eyes) saying "Is that Paul? Is that Henry? Is that Marcus? Is that Cat?" That took up the time until Sharing/Singing Time started. They were pretty good after that. Fixer Uper Scotter kept disappearing to fix the microphone, or meet the Bishop, but they were pretty well occupied so I'll keep my SOS for another day.
Well, we are excited and very nervous (me mainly) for our continued Sundays with the crew.